The holiday hangover

It was fun then the Visa bill arrived in my email. This (along with the tooth I broke on a candy cane) is giving me a headache. Why can't I win Oprah's $100K to live your best life sweepstakes? Why? I'm putting it out there to manifest. And please throw in a soul-satisfying job and a book deal while you're at it. Thanks, Universe. Off to take a Tylenol or four.