My ex used to be so nice; now he's a selfish prick. I, on the other hand, retain my hair-trigger anger and ability to harbor resentments for uncannily long periods. Can you tell I just got another $1K bill from our "mediator" for responding to our emails and running two more scenarios where I actually don't have a job? Thanks a million, Lisa.
If it weren't for the program, I'd be half a bottle of wine into a rip-roaring, eye-crossing drunk right now. Instead, I made butter chicken (basically boiling chicken in a bath of butter) and latkes. If I can't destroy my liver, I'll clog my arteries -- anything to hasten the end.
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