Is a Monday with no work better than a Monday with work?

I can't decide. I suppose they suck equally but for different reasons. Hands-down winner for the suckiest Monday is driving your sullen teenager to an 8 a.m. ortho appointment, then having to wait 1-1/2 hours with no coffee. I gorged on three weeks worth of People and the latest Redbook magazines. The only thing I remember: a story about  mom who killed her two teenagers for being "mouthy." The rest is a blur of diet tips, toning exercises, and ways to attract and keep a man. Oh, here's a thing I love: when they tout some cheap blouse from say, Forever 21, and tart it up with $300 pants and a $1,500 bag. Chanel anything can make an old newspaper look rich. Suck on.